Any Consolation

Kami loves to sing little songs around the house. She sings what she's doing, she sings what she sees, she sings about things she would love to do. The girl just sings.

Today she was singing while I was cleaning the bathroom. The ditty went a little something like this:

"Mom's cleaning the bathroom

she's oh so beautiful

but she's not the coolest

only dad

'cuz dad is the coolest

not mom"

So, if it's any consolation, I'm not the coolest, but I sure am beautiful. (And let me tell you, swabbing the toilet definitely makes me feel "oh so beautiful".... )

Did you know (did you even want to know)?

• Most toilets flush in the key of E flat.
• One-third of all Americans flush the toilet while they are still sitting on it.
• 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.
• The first toilet ever seen on television was on “Leave It To Beaver.”
• There are 333 squares of toilet paper on a roll.

(I left out the gross facts. Believe me, there are many)