The dentist makes me throw up.

Little girl went to the dentist today. She thought it was enjoyable.

I went to the dentist on Tuesday and I definitely did not think it was enjoyable .

Little girl got a sticker and a balloon.

I didn't get a sticker or a balloon.

I think there is a conspiracy.

I think the dentist likes the little girl better. He should like me better because I'm paying him more. (for the record, I like little girl better as well.)

(by the way, never been more nervous in my entire life. serious. My entire life. I almost threw up, or passed out, or both. Not my idea of a good activity.)