Kiss and Tell

My daughter is a hoot! Sometimes I never know what to expect out of her mouth. Just when I think I have her figured out she turns the tables on me and spits out something completely crazy.

Here is her latest:

Monday after school she was complaining about not being able to eat her after school snack because her lip was hurting "so bad". Brandon was there because he had picked her up from school. He started teasing her saying
"Oh no! Your lip is going to fall off! And if your lip falls off how are you going to kiss all the boys?"

So, here is when I thought for sure that Kami would start crying or pouting "I'm not kissing any boys!"


But instead, Kami whipped around without missing a beat and said
"LIKE THIS!" this isn't the example she showed Brandon, but she was worried everyone would laugh at her "just one lip" kiss face.

Brandon and I were in such a fit of giggles we couldn't contain ourselves (okay, maybe it was just me) What in the world? First of all, I am so proud of her for standing up to her Dad's teasing. Second of all, I'm a little worried that I now have a daughter who has already planned how she is going to kiss the boys. (Regardless of whether she has one lip or two.)
Fast forward to today when she was a little distraught.
"Mom, I'm worried about kissing with only one lip because then I can't make the kissing "mwaw" sound. "

Kami you crack me up.