So, it's a special formula, targeted just for children, with some pretty powerful results. Believe me, I wouldn't be selling something unless I was 100% sure it was the best thing on the market.
And this is!
My kids just can't seem to get enough of it.
And this is!
My kids just can't seem to get enough of it.
Let me run through the gammit of things it can do for your children. I am sure you will be just as impressed as I was:
Improved Speech and Vocabulary - Expect to see dramatic improvements in their back talking skills as well as heightened name calling abilities. Some children have also shown improvement in sass, although those results are dependent completely on age.
Greater Lung Capacity - After just a few sips of this energy drink your child will be able to scream louder and longer than before. This increased lung capacity also enables them to whine at an even higher decibel, a vast improvement to their current lack luster tantrums.
More Precise Hand Eye Coordination - Hitting, pushing, and pinching skills will improve instantly. So no more missing their target, from now on all hitting, pushing, and pinching will be spot on and possibly with even greater force. (Results are typical)
Amazingly, I have noticed that my children's kicking skills have also improved. (And that isn't even hand eye coordination.) I'm telling you, this product is amazing!
Cleaner Tear Ducts - No more plugged tear ducts, in fact, the water works are guaranteed to be flowing. Anything and everything will now be able to trigger your children's tears to start flowing by the bucket loads.
With your child's increased stamina in all the above areas don't be surprised if it seems like your stamina decreases. In fact it is expected for the parent to see a a sudden decrease in patience and disposition.
Anyway, I'm not exactly sure how long we have been drinking this magic elixir but our results have been phenomenal! When a product has such great success you can not help but jump on the band wagon. So, give me a call or leave a comment and I will promptly get a case of this drink into your grubby little fingers.
Results are promised and dissatisfaction is 100% guaranteed!
-Also, a name for this children's energy drink
is still being hashed out in management.
So, if you have any suggestions,
be sure to jot them down for us.
is still being hashed out in management.
So, if you have any suggestions,
be sure to jot them down for us.
Unfortunately, I believe that you forgot to mention the side affect that the heat and sun seem to have with said exlir. I know that we are still trying to recover from our latest dose.
ReplyDeleteKisses and hugs to my kiddos! I hope to see you soon :)
That magic elixir is called "Mountain Dew" and tell Brandon to hide his better so the kids can't reach it - ha ha. I love hanging out with my family in summer but miss hanging out with my "usual" friends! Hope to see you soon.
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