2010 in Facebook Statuses

January 2010. today I learned how to cut my own bangs. applause! _ someone put green dish soap in my glass of green koolaid... at least my mouth is clean. _ misses her snuggie. :( _ Happy Birthday little Landon man
February 2010. tax refund baby! _ Quandry of the day: why is it possible for other children to walk around with a bag of goldfish and not make a single mess. But the second my children get a hold of a bag of goldfish it is dumped on the floor (on purpose) and then they all take turns driving their tractors through it? Seriously. (this is a serious question) _ Sometimes there are days when everything keeps going wrong... and then you open your dishwasher and find out that 60% of the dishes never came clean and you feel like going Greek wedding on all your dishes. Yep, sometimes that happens. _ That is the trippy-est medication I have EVER taken. WOW.
March 2010. There is a price for this level of amazing... I'm sure I pay it later today. _ Happy Birthday to me!!! Come over for strawberry shortcake, it will be delish! _ My daughter just told me: "Mom, you should comb your hair everyday." ...It's about time someone told me that. _ YAY Jr. Miss!!! I am so proud of you girls! _ I'm sure this won't come as a surprise... but I've lost my phone... and I'm pretty sure it's on silent. _ My husband doesn't like beignets. WHAT?!! Who is he?
April 2010. Funny thing: My son thinks Nick Jr. is called "Junior Miss girls". "Mom! I want to play games on the puter" "What games do you want to play?" "Junior Miss girls." _ My daughter is SO beautiful!! _ FREE DIRT! If you load it up you can have it. Seriously. _ My heart aches for the temple. _ Yay rain. _ Loves the smell when the heater kicks on for the first time in a while. Smells like Christmas. _ Today 4 Pottery Barn catalogs came in the mail. 4. WHAT?! This is a wonderful day.
May 2010. If anything else "exciting" happens today I'm going to hyperventilate. pretty sure. _ I'm tired of being frustrated... time to gain better control over my emotions. _ My husband bought me an ipod for mother's day. AN IPOD!!! I think I'm going to fall over. _ Brandon Bowen is the most amazingly fantastic man on the face of the planet. _ gulp. :( _ My two year old knows how to eat the center out of a cinnamon roll. Fancy. _ My puppy will only "use the facilities" INSIDE. I'm not sure what your feelings are on the matter, but I know mine aren't pleasant.
June 2010. tired and dirty. _ My entire family is sick. sick. sick. Despite it being awful, I can't help but think that it is rather convenient. _ sod party!! _ it is official: my husband and I are freaking amazing! _ I just found out my son still fits in his summer clothes from last year. What a pleasant (and inexpensive) surprise. _ brr. _ yep. still brr. (but at least the weather got me out of having to put on a swimsuit in public) _ Should I rip up my carpets and finish my hard woods? AAGH!! I don't know what to do. _ gets serious satisfaction from having a clean kitchen. _ My son just scolded me for being naughty. _ Does anyone know how to fix/clean a digital camera or where I can take one to be fixed/cleaned?
July 2010. HAPPY BIRTHDAY COOPER BOWEN!! I love you lots and lots. _ P90x makes me want to cry. _ sitting around, waiting for paint to dry. _ I don't like paying bills. :( _ park city _ taking a break from our family vacation in Park City to take Cooper to the dentist for some serious (and seriously expensive) dental work.
August 2010. My husband is an amazing man. _ HAPPY BIRTHDAY Kameryn Grace! _ These colder mornings make me want to be amazing. _ Just so you know, the Lord blesses us when we pay our tithing. For reals. _ Let's just say changing my cell phone plan might not have been the best idea... bleck! _ I just shut my daughter's hand in the dishwasher... I'll except my mother of the year award now. _ Being amazing is exhausting. But, do you think if you're amazing long enough it just becomes a part of who you are? And because you don't have to work so hard at it anymore, you're not as exhausted? ... Do you think? _ Happy Anniversary to my hunky piece of man goodness!! _ Have you ever left bread to raise on the counter and then forgotten about it... until midnight? That might have just happened to me. Maybe.
September 2010. "Mom, when I grow up you're not going to be the boss of me anymore." - Kami (she really wants her own puppy) _ Conversation between my son Cooper and his cousin McKinley on the way home from church. McKinley: "I love Jesus" Cooper: "Yeah, Jesus is awesome! He can make anything!" _ Cooper: "Mom, how do moms and dads make their children safe from bad guys... I think maybe they have super powers." _ Cooper told me I'm going to be in great big trouble if I don't make him dinner food for breakfast... I'll take my chances. _ Cooper (my 4 year old) just moon walked across the living room floor. My happiness is complete. _ I love you Uncle Zea!
October 2010. Kami says to me this morning: "Mom, let's be pretty not ugly today okay?" ... okay. _ So sleepy I can't function... and it's only 7:30 (it sure feels like 2 am) _ Don't come to our house today, we're pretending we aren't home. _ I love my husband; such an amazing father.
November 2010. Happy Birthday to my husband! I love you old man. ;) _ Cooper asks me this morning "Mom, how come you have to give all your kisses to Daddy?" _ I am FINALLY painting my kid's room. Cooper walks in "Oh mom! This looks beautiful!" Just made my day. _ I have internet!!!! _ We put up some Christmas tress last night. Cooper was rather disappointed when he woke up super early this morning to see if Santa had come. Bummer.
December 2010. Leaving the back door wide open in the middle of winter is a very cost effective way to cut back on the heating bill. _ My dog ate a candy cane this morning. I guess we all could use a little Christmas.