From the Mouths of Babes

Honestly, everyday Kami says the craziest things. However, whenever she is around my family, these funny little phrases seem to multiply. Here are a couple from this weekend:
My brother, Kadon, did something that apparently needed apologizing for. Kameryn looked right up at him and said "What do you say?" Kadon said excuse me. Kameryn then corrected him "My mommy says you say 'excuse me please' and this is my mommy's house." I have no clue where she grew to be so sure of herself but it makes me laugh.
Next one, my parents left to go home Kameryn kept mentioning her Grandpa and how much she loved him, whether or not he was following her back to her new house, and that she was going to beat him. However, as she was saying her grandpa's name she kept saying "my black grandpa", or "my grandpa black" It took me a while to figure out she was saying black and grandpa together like it was part of his name. I looked at her and said, "Kami, do you think your grandpa is black?" And she said yes. It must be because my dad has such dark skin and she has been talking a lot about what color people are because her Uncle Jami is going to buy her a brown puppy the color of her uncle Kadon. But she says it would be okay if he bought her a black puppy like her mommy. (She thinks my hair is black) So, I guess she thinks my dad is black.
She might also be getting confused when we say Grandpa Hatch. She might think "Hatch" sounds a lot like "black" Either way, I guess now we have a Grandpa Tractor and a Grandpa Black/Black Grandpa.