Well, it was bound to happen. And happen it did. I am debating posting this or keeping it to myself so as to remain cool. Obviously the desire to completely gross out Kadon won the coin toss. However, I will keep it slightly subdued so as not to gross out the common public.
There is a phrase that one often utters when allowing a freshly fed baby to kiss/drool the lips off your face. It is the same phrase uttered when tossing a baby in the air above you while you look up opened mouthed saying ridiculously perfect things to say to a baby like "ooo" "getcha getcha getcha" "hey....who's the baby" ...you know, things educated parents have never said....
In fact, it is the very phrase said by everyone and anyone who ever dares venture their open mouth in the vicinity of an infant's.
"You better not .... in my mouth."
Do you remember saying that?
There is a phrase that one often utters when allowing a freshly fed baby to kiss/drool the lips off your face. It is the same phrase uttered when tossing a baby in the air above you while you look up opened mouthed saying ridiculously perfect things to say to a baby like "ooo" "getcha getcha getcha" "hey....who's the baby" ...you know, things educated parents have never said....
In fact, it is the very phrase said by everyone and anyone who ever dares venture their open mouth in the vicinity of an infant's.
"You better not .... in my mouth."
Do you remember saying that?
Me too.
Apparently I must have forgotten to remind Landon this time and so he must have thought it was okay...
Not okay.
Not okay.
favorite commercial...just had to include it, you know, given the circumstances. The clown one is just for fun, you know, because it's funny.
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