Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Meet Landon

This is Landon.
He likes to do things like:
  • unroll a whole roll of toilet paper all over the bathroom floor.
  • put all the food on his tray in his drink.
  • disrupt people on the bench behind him in church (he doesn't like it when people don't notice him)
  • flirt with the ladies.
  • shred rolls, cookies, sandwiches, etc. just for the heck of it, and then smoosh them into the carpet.
  • smoosh things into the carpet.
  • dump beverages on the kitchen floor and then spread then around with his fingers. (he likes to do this multiple times a day)
  • take baths
  • mix popcorn kernels in with my oats.
  • unload the dirty dishes out of the dishwasher.
  • cheese it for the camera.
  • shut off my dishwasher in the middle of a cycle
  • headbutt people
  • be the center of attention
  • pet puppies
  • listen to people tell him how cute he is.
  • sleep in mom and dad's bed
  • scream until he gets his way
  • unplug the vacuum
  • swing
  • play with his daddy.
And the picture/event that spawned this whole post: Landon got into the suckers during my piano lessons. He would reach into the jar, pull out a sucker, rip off the wrapper, sick it in his mouth and then stick it on the floor... and repeat.
Jealous much?

2 comments:

  1. That is just classic. I couldn't get Shelby to eat breakfast this morning before we ran errands. So she had tootsie rolls & a sucker from the bank, Mike n' Ike's from Joaquin at Napa & then I caught her sneaking Recees Pieces from the cupboard before I finished unloading the car. Wow, what a great breakfast!

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  2. I am so jealous. Oh to be back in the days of a two year old.
    Love you.
    Mom

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