Facebook {March 10- June 28 2011}

I like to keep the "one liners" I post on facebook. Sometimes it's the only proof I have that we've existed in the past month. Sorry if it bores you, but my narcissism just won't let me leave well enough alone ;)But honestly, since my face book status is my very own "kid's say the darnedest things" reel I like to save it somewhere special for future generations.
Let's pick up where we left off:

• Yesterday we were playing a game of ispy in the car. It was Cooper's turn: "ispy something that is green... with lots of leaves... and a tree trunk." We were stumped, just couldn't get that one. March 10
• "My not all up in your grill! My up in your nose." – Landon March 11
• When my 3 year old gets super mad at me he starts yelling in some babble language. I have no proof, but I'm 96% sure he's saying naughty words... March 17
• Kameryn comes up to me tonight "Mom, boys are SO crazy! When Cooper says 'I'm going to pee on you' he really pees on you." Wow. I guess crazy is another word for disgusting... March 18
• I've decided I'm going to shave my legs on a more drastically regular basis. You just never know... March 30 Here is what prompted that thought, as explained on facebook: "We had a lengthy stay at labor and delivery trying to prevent my body from forcing baby to make an early arrival. It's all good now, they gave me a shot, and a healthy dose of "oh crap maybe I should make some preparations for this baby.""
• Home appraisal time. Cross your fingers for BIG numbers! April 4
• I truly hate that the nearest Zupas is in Utah (and that I have no plans of visiting for at least the next 2 months) Curse you Idaho! April 8
• Landon said to me this morning "Mom, if we don't like lunch or dinner we need to say 'BOO!' " April 9
• Little girl cracked the eggs for the scrambled eggs this morning. I think I fished out all the shells... wish me luck. April 10
• Piano Recital!! April 16
• This morning I thought I'd be "fun" and make my kids mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast. The first words out of Kameryn's mouth "Mom, I really like your bunny pancakes." ...I'm only bummed that wasn't my original plan. April 19
• Because I neglected to empty my husband's coat pockets before I put it in the wash, I now have a dryer full of melted candy. I really should have known better. April 21
• Baby Max. Wednesday, April 27th 3:38 am. 7 lbs 3 oz 20.5 inches long. Happy family. April 28
• Just Skyped with my brother in the Ukraine; SO COOL! May 9
• I'm thinking the 4 kid thing wouldn't be that difficult if the 2 middle ones would cooperate. May 10
• sad boy = sad momma May 16
• Cooper playing "rocket binkie" with new baby brother. Made me happy. May 18
• My son Landon just came into the room with a sly little 'I'm so clever' smile on his face and then he says: "Mom, I'm hiding my granola bar in my pocket so you can't see it." Tricky kid, Mom has no idea. May 18
• So cool he can do it in his sleep. May 20
• Dear Brittany, it takes 15 min to clean your kitchen top to bottom. I know, I timed it. Pretty sure you can work it into your schedule more frequently. May 24
• The kids are watching looney tunes and Kami is convinced the coyote is the good guy... May 29
• I'm pretty sure holding baby Max is the absolute best way to spend the day. June 1
• "Landon, don't feed your dinner to the dog." "My not, my just gibben him a little lick." June 1
• "...She's having a potty. Not a potty like she's sitting on the potty, a potty like someone invited her to a birthday potty and she's going so that's why she's not coming here." - Cooper. I'm super grateful he's around. His translation skills are top notch. June 2
• "It's okay Mom, I took a secret shower." - Cooper trying to convince me he didn't need a bath. June 10
• In case you were wondering, since it's been a while, yes he is still stinking adorable! June 22nd
• "No! My don't want to play outside! That is super not fun and my not like that!" -Landon... June 22nd
• "Landon, didn't you wear those undies yesterday? Aren't they dirty?" "I don't know, let me smell 'em. Yep, these undies are dirty. You wanna smell 'em." - No I do not. June 23rd
• Kami threw up on the tramp last night. Her response to me, "it's okay mom, when I jump on the tramp I'll just jump over the throw up" - problem solved. June 25th