Microwave

There is a new favorite toy in the Bowen house: it is called the microwave. It might not sound like much fun to the average adult, but to a two year old it is awesome. There are a lot of buttons to push that make great noises. If you push the right one, it will hum for a while and then beep. And, best of all, if you put things in it, they get hot. Take for instance, Cooper's toy. It would've been really toasty if mom hadn't stopped the fun. But that's okay, because the new item of choice is popcorn. And you can actually eat it after you put it in the microwave. That is of course if you remember to take off the plastic. Otherwise it just sticks to the microwave tray. And as a few pointers, the best time to set the microwave for is 77:77, that way things are guaranteed to get cooked and the house might burn down in the process (It's okay, says Gwen, at least you have renter's insurance...) Also, learn to mimmick mom, if she says "Don't even think about it." That is the perfect time to repeat back "don eben tink bout it" and put the item in the microwave anyways. Oh, and another fun thing about the microwave is underneath it there is a cupboard full of pop. Great for 3 am thirst quenchers, just make sure you are extra quiet or your dad might hear you getting a rootbeer. Long Live the Microwave!! (and if Kameryn has any more fun, it won't live for long)