My Cure for Alzheimer's

In my old age I have developed a problem I like to call Alzheimer's. I can't remember anything. Even simple things like what I did yesterday, or what I ate for breakfast. However, my most common Alzheimer's problem is that I loose everything. Now I know it's Alzheimer's because I don't loose things on purpose, I just can't remember where I put them. (And Alzheimer's is a remembering disease) Take for instance today, I was cleaning and put my rag down in a spot I thought I would remember, on the corner of the table. Well, I went to use it and all of the sudden my Alzheimer's kicked in and I couldn't remember having moved it from the corner of the table. So, I have discovered that when all else fails (meaning my memory) I just ask my trusty "ultimate rememberer", she never fails to remember what her mother doesn't. Especially when it comes to promises of movies, baths, or Lydia's house. (That is why we've given up promising such things if she goes to bed, it always bites us in the rear end in the morning - pardon the expresion) So, my point is, if you have trouble remembering things, get yourself a two-year old. They never forget and they know all.
Oh, and by the way, my rag was conveniently located in the trash can. Which of course Kameryn knew right away. Funny, I don't remember putting it there...