It's a given:
- that every morning my son will pull a cup of liquid (water, milk, and my favorite; koolaid) on top of his head while trying to get a drink.
- that 24% of all the yogurt consumed in our house is consumed by our living room carpet.
- that every time Cooper finds a crayon, I find a new little "sketch" adorning a non-paper surface.
- that my "office" trashcan will spend the majority of the day on top of my desk, so I can avoid spending the majority of my day picking up rubbish off my floor.
- that at least once a week, Cooper will spend the wee hours of the morning sleep walking.
- that the day I mop my kitchen floor, my husband will walk across it with muddy feet, or one of my children will spill their milk at lunch, or I will drop something extremely messy while making dinner...
- that every time Kami sees a puppy or a kitty, she will ask for one.
- that if I ask my children to pick up their messes, there is a 50/50 chance of a meltdown
- that the second I finish cleaning a room, my children will come running with the intent purpose of trashing it.
- that baby will be sat on at least once a day.
- that since the baby has learned the art of the fake cry, he will employ it 3 times out of 10
- that if you stop by our house we'll probably look like this:
{yep, everyone is in their jammies, no one has their hair combed or their face washed, and those who should most definitely be wearing makeup - are most definitely not. and it's 10:30... or at least it was when I took this picture yesterday.}
And, as you might have guessed, it is also a given that we wouldn't have it any other way.
You are so funny! I love it that there are normal people out there! It makes me feel a little bit better to know I'm not the only one!
ReplyDeleteOh, Brittany, I loved this! Your list is so true and so funny, but so darn frustrating at times!!
ReplyDeleteNo stress, no worries! I love it. I think you are awesome!
ReplyDeleteI'd seriously rethink the yogurt in the carpet comment - everything else I agree happens on a daily basis. With the exception of course in taking a picture of myself. I love you guys and hope you're enjoying teaching Quinn piano right now! We'll catch up with Cafe Rio Pork soon.
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