Welcome to the Real World.

Please note the following:

• When your children ask if you (they) are going somewhere because you ask them to get dressed out of their pajamas...
• When your son chooses to eat his breakfast directly out of the saucepan instead of out of his bowl on the table...
• When your daughter asks you if you are putting on makeup so daddy will like you...
• When your youngest (who is 18 months) approaches you with the shaving cream and repeatedly attempts to put it on your legs... (hmm, I wonder if someone should shave...)
• When you potty trained son (YAY!) insists on wiping his own bum and you are left wiping unmentionables off the toilet seat everyday...
• When you are going through 3 times as much toilet paper because of a fore mentioned situation...
• When your children think the word poop is funny and so they include it in every one of their knock knock jokes...

Well that, my friends, is when you know that you have arrived.